[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

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katelynpossible:

never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural

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dualpaperbags:

when people try to speak on the behalf of entire fandoms

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rudeandgingerdoctor:

221cbakerstreet:

princessfreakazoid:

larry-while-were-young:

princessfreakazoid:

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

how the fuck would you know that

because i know things

i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face

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